I am in earnest -- I will not equivocate -- I will not excuse -- I will not retreat a single inch -- AND I WILL BE HEARD.
-William Lloyd Garrison
First editorial in The Liberator
January 1, 1831

Saturday, December 25, 2021

BAH. HUMBUG!

 By: Paul S. Marchand

Summary: Christmas is harder than usual this year. Aside from the pandemic, one still finds oneself bereft of just about all connection to other human beings at what should be the most sociable time the year. So, in default of family or friends, one finds oneself accepting the eremetic realities of a time in which one’s only constant companion is God.

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Cathedral City, December 25, 2021. Once again, as at every Christmas for uncounted years, I find myself in my office this Christmas, attending to the minutiae and housekeeping work that are the necessary concomitants to solo law practice. Outside, the skies are cloudy and overcast. Looking out the window of my office, I see, as seems to happen every Christmas, a homeless person, a beggar, navigating a shopping cart full of his (or her) worldly substance along the street.

I am reminded of either Joseph and Mary’s weary pilgrimage from Nazareth to Bethlehem for the census ordered by the Roman Emperor Augustus, or their flight into Egypt, shortly after the birth of Jesus Himself, occasioned by King Herod’s order to slaughter the Holy Innocents. I am not made happy by what I see. But then, little makes me happy this Christmas. Much brings me a kind of sadness so deep that the tears will not come.

The beggar, making his or her way along the street in Rancho Mirage, mustering a kind of weary dignity in the face of those driving by in their Range Rovers, their BMWs, their Mercedeses, their Jaguars, their Cadillacs, and their other luxurious automobiles, or the forlorn pup, depicted chained up in a snowy, ramshackle doghouse thinking to itself “I hope it’s warm over the rainbow bridge,” depicted in a picture in of Facebook posting from last night.

Even the cawing of the crows puts me in mind of an haiku by Matsuo Bashō: 

Father and mother,
Long gone, suddenly return
In the pheasant’s cry.


On this Christmas Day, I cannot find even the slightest scrap of something to make me happy. So, I sit in my office, alone. Yet, for all of that aloneness, for all that sense of being bereft in this world, I, like St. Anthony of Egypt, or like St. Francis of Assisi, or like St. Seraphim Sarovskiy, find myself throwing myself on the never-failing mercies of God. I cling to God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. For only in God can I hope to find the comfort, the joy, the assurance, and the acceptance that the world cannot provide me.

My mother’s family have all perished. My father’s family, from whom I have received one solitary Christmas card this year, appear to have cut me off. But my faith teaches me, that in God I will find what my family cannot give me, or will not give me. Thus, on this Christmas Day, though I am still somewhat sad for not having anyone to be social with, I, like St. Anthony of Egypt, St. Francis of Assisi, or St. Seraphim Sarovskiy, turn to God, for God Godself will be with me, and in due course will dry all tears and soothe all fears.

As the Virgin Mary is reported to have put it:

    My soul doth magnify the Lord.
    And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
    For he hath regarded: the lowliness of his handmaiden: For behold, from henceforth: all generations shall call me blessed.

    For he that is mighty hath magnified me: and holy is his Name.
    And his mercy is on them that fear him: throughout all generations.
    He hath shewed strength with his arm: he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

    He hath put down the mighty from their seat: and hath exalted the humble and meek.
    He hath filled the hungry with good things: and the rich he hath sent empty away.
    He remembering his mercy hath holpen his servant Israel:
    As he promised to our forefathers, Abraham and his seed for ever.


Oh God, in your Incarnate Word, you have been manifest among those who have nowhere to turn. You have made yourself manifest among the marginalized and the little. Our souls magnify you, we cry to you, and in your never-failing love for us you have given us a Savior, even Jesus Christ our Lord who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God now and forever, Amen.

Merry Christmas.

Monday, June 14, 2021

Flag Day.


Flag Day: A Little Snapper

Flying today, for Flag Day, my largest American Flag
 
Take that, Trumpers
 
I have no patience for Trumpers or their idiot Maximum Leader. 

Trump’s lewd, promiscuous, embrace of the American flag at a conservative rally was a #metoo insult to the nation, to its people, and to our flag.
 
It was almost tantamount to his assault on E. Jean Carroll. 

Thank God for President Biden!

Sunday, June 6, 2021

Sveriges Nationaldag

Sveriges Nationaldag. Flying today the Swedish colors in commemoration of my great-grandmother. She came from Skåne to Minnesota and to the scandal of both families, married a NORWEGIAN. (We commemorated HIM on Syttende Mai….) my Mother’s Scandinavian people and my father’s Irish people produced me. I am my own distant cousin. Next foreign flag: France on Bastille Day.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Bah Humbug!

 Summary:  tomorrow is Christmas day. As I've done for most of the 31 years that I have been admitted to the practice of law, I will spend at least a part of Christmas Day in my office, were at least briefly I can find refuge from the stress and anguish that always seems to happen on Christmas Day. In my office, in the silence of the day, surrounded by books and other tools of the trade of a lawyer, I can find, no matter how briefly, a sense of peace that may enable me to get through the day.

Cathedral City – December 25, 2020. For me, there is no Christmas this year. No Christmas cards, no presents, no family gatherings, no friends. No parents. I knew it was going to be a tough Christmas when my mother passed away in January of this year. I knew that Christmas would be even tougher when I lost my best friend in this desert to what appears to of been a thoracic aneurysm two days before my birthday. Add to that the fact that most of my family seems to have turned its back on me, and it may be understandable that my reaction to Christmas, 2020 is an unfootnoted "bah, humbug."

Today, as at every Christmas for the last 20 years, while I was out and about, I saw one of the Coachella Valley's population of homeless people, this one walking along Highway 111 in front of the shopping center at the corner of Date Palm Drive, pushing a shopping cart with the kind of weary dignity that seems to be the hallmark of every un-housed person one sees at this time of year.

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

And so I say, again, "Bah, humbug."


I cannot know why this year should have been so un-footnotedly awful. All of us have had to live with the unfortunate reality of the worst pandemic in our lifetimes, made even more so by the feckless, incompetent, unhinged, well-nigh-treasonable "leadership" of Donald Trump. Never has a president so merited arrest, trial, conviction, forfeiture, and imprisonment as this one.

We can but hope that the incoming administration of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will not be moved by fear of the Trump base, but will be attentive, rather, to the anger of the large majority of Americans and of our allies who are clamoring to see Trump and his enablers held accountable for their manifest crimes and iniquities against the United States and against our allies.

But, more to the point, we, particularly those of us who are Conformist in our Religion, should always remember that ultimately, man proposes and God disposes. The ultimate answer to all our prayers is either "yes," "no," or, "wait." Now it may seem that an acknowledgment that God is in control is nothing more than a copout, an easy, fatalistic, abdication of our personal responsibility.

Yet, as we come into this Incarnation season, when, on the morrow, we commemorate the Incarnation of God Godself in the flesh of Jesus Christ our Savior, we must acknowledge, that, as difficult as it may seem, the Incarnation is the passionate reaching out of God to the People of God. God's passionate love for us is passionately expressed in the Incarnation, Passion, Resurrection, and Ascension of  He Who bears us all in His pierced hands.

 Yet still, faced with all that one has gone through this year, one still may be excused for saying "Bah, humbug," while paradoxically saying, as it is quoted in the Gospel according to St. Matthew, "O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me," if it be God's will. Matt. 26:39.

Merry Christmas to you all.

Saturday, November 7, 2020

MY COUNTRY, A PROMISE OF REDEMPTION

 Summary: Joe Biden became president-elect today. For Joe it has been the crowning achievement of a half-century of public service. For vice president-elect Kamala Harris, it’s something a little bit more.  Kamala, or as some of us refer to her, somewhat avuncularly, particularly after her debate with outgoing vice president Mike Pence, as “Momala,” for the steely expression and reproving tone that accompanied her admonition “I’m speaking,” when he tried to interrupt her during their debate, will be a breaker of glass ceilings in a pronounced way. The first Black woman, the first South Asian, the first woman, to serve as vice president of the United States. All in all, many of us are feeling a kind of relief today after four years of Donald Trump, over a year of a hypertrophied election campaign, nearly a year of the pandemic, and the last week of almost unspeakable election tension.

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Cathedral City, Saturday, November 7, 2020 –- It’s over. 

After more than a year and a half of pre-election posturing, after nearly a week of almost unspeakable tension and drama in the actual election process, it’s all over, bar the shouting and the results from as yet uncalled battleground states.. 

 Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the President and Vice President-elect of the United States. 

How pleasant it is to pronounce the words "President Biden" and "Vice-President Harris."

We may perhaps be forgiven a few moments of joy. After four years of the unspeakable, unthinkable, frankly unwatchable, presidency of Donald Trump, American democracy, that hard-pressed, oft maligned, abstraction, has proven more resilient than we had given it credit for being. Thus, before Trump and his revanchistes attempt some dirty tricks this afternoon, this evening, or tomorrow, we may greet with a passing, indulgent smile, the celebrations that have occurred and which are breaking out in cities across the United States and among our allies.

For those of us who have been largely consumers and end-users of politics during these tumultuous times, the coming of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be greeted with more hope and more anticipation than the coming of any presidency since that of Bill Clinton in 1992. Indeed, we will probably expect more from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris then we expected from Barack Obama and Joe Biden when they took over in January of 2009.

Of course, the expectation game is a common one in American politics. When George Dubya Bush became president in 2000 after a questionable election and questionable intervention by SCOTUS, his partisans rather giddily expected a wholesale repudiation of all of the works of the previous Bill Clinton ministration. ABC anything but Clinton, was their mantra. Similarly, the Trump administration appears to be guided by the mantra of “undo anything of Barack Obama’s.”

For Democrats, the expectation, come 2021, will be that much of the early months of a Biden administration will be involved in restoring those Obama initiatives which Trump and his enablers sought to undo at every turn

Most Democrats will be looking for a Biden administration to rejoin promptly the Paris climate accord.

 Most Democrats will be looking for a Biden administration to reverse Trump’s anti-immigrant initiatives, and to unbuild Trump’s ridiculous border wall that has been demonstrated not to work. 

Most of us probably expect that these iterations or initiatives will be set in train within the first hundred days of a Biden administration.

But, as much as Democrats of all types will have a long list of expectations; they must be prepared to temper those expectations with a sympathetic, pragmatic understanding of reality.
Our Aotsunami (Big Blue Tidal Wave) did not materialize in quite the fashion we had hoped. We will have a Democratic president, we will have a Democratic House, but unless Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff prevail in their runoff elections in Georgia in January, the Senate will remain in Republican hands. That means that, again, unless Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff are successful, Mitch McConnell will still be a one-man barrier to getting things accomplished. Thus, Democrats need to rally to Joe and Kamala rather than falling into the Democratic temptation of wagging fingers and criticizing the president of their own party because he has not brought about utopia in a day.We must not live down to the traditional Democratic stereotype of carping on the limitations our victory and crapping on those at the top of our ticket.

Indeed, utopia may be unattainable until and unless a Biden Justice Department is able to stamp out the wave of Trumpist revanchisme that, as former counterintelligence analyst Malcolm Nance warned us on Real Time with Bill Maher, last Friday night, might well take the form of a low-level paramilitary insurgency. Biden’s Justice Department and law enforcement agencies in the several states will need to pay close attention to any signs of such insurgency, and to any signs of other treasonable Trumpist conspiracies.

Moreover, it is fairly clear that unless there is a successful intervention by Republican allies of Donald Trump who are willing to speak truth to what still imagines itself to be power, Trump himself will try every means available to delegitimize this election. We had hoped for a lot less closer an election then we had. We had hoped that Aotsunami would sweep away not merely Trump but the Republican majority in the Senate and a large part of the Republican minority in the house. Unfortunately, the Big Blue Tsunami proved to be not tsunami, but a Little Blue Sazanami, the pretty, small waves ginned up by a zephyr, as most elections actually tend to be.

Nonetheless, Joe and Kamala should take office and govern as if they had come in riding a landslide. When timorous Democrats are foolish enough to complain to Joe and Kamala about the closeness of their election, Joe and Kamala should respond with the immortal words of California twice-Governor Jerry Brown, “we won, didn’t we?” They should, ironically enough, take a lesson from their immediate predecessor, Donald Trump, who governed as if he had a landslide when in fact the only reason Donald Trump was ever president in the first place was because of that ridiculous relic, the Electoral College, a foolish holdover of the slave power that should have died with the Confederacy at Appomattox in 1865.

At all events, Joe and Kamala need to govern on behalf of the broad majority of Americans who want to return to the civil society and politics of the Reagan-Bush-Clinton-Busch-Obama years.
While 40% of Americans have sold their souls to Donald Trump, at least 60% of us would like to be able to go about our lives free from the kind of tribalist totalitarianism that Trump and his followers represent. That is the majority to which Joe Biden and Kamala Harris should govern.

Utopia will not be achieved in a single day.
But we may hope that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris may set this country on a necessary path of recovery from the gross aberrations and organized treason that characterized the four years, the four excruciating, the four embarrassing, the four tooth grindingly awful years of Donald Trump. We must so erase the baleful legacy of Donald Trump and of Trumpism that it can never rear is disgusting head in our country again.

So, for a few minutes we can rejoice. But the challenge is still before us. Let us rise to meet it and beat it.

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Paul S. Marchand, Esq. is an attorney who lives in Cathedral City and practices law in the adjacent Republican retirement redoubt of Rancho Mirage. He has been a steady Biden loyalist since the President-elect first announced his campaign. He has little patience for Trumpism, for Republicans, and for traitors. The views contained herein are his own, though he rather expects that they are shared, to a greater or lesser extent, by roughly 60% of the American people. Right now, the other 40% don’t matter.

Monday, October 12, 2020

OCTOBER 12: NEITHER COLUMBUS DAY NOR INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY; WHY NOT CALL IT ENCOUNTER DAY?

Summary: Every year at Columbus Day, or perhaps, more accurately, Encounter Day, we get our knickers in a knot.  Should we embrace a breast-beating white liberal guilt posture of anguished handwringing and so-called political correctness, or should we fall back on the triumphalist Eurocentric narrative so many of us learned in school?  The day long ago set aside to commemorate the first coming of Columbus to the New World has become an ongoing controversy.  Whose day is it?  Do we celebrate the exploring spirit or do we mourn for our First Peoples?  Does the celebration of the one preclude sober reflection about the fate of the other?  Columbus Day/Encounter Day is, and will always remain, a paradox.  Perhaps we should call the commemoration by the more neutral, more fitting, title of Encounter Day.
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Cathedral City, October 12, 2020- Today was traditional Columbus Day. It is theoretically supposed to commemorate the achievement of Christopher Columbus, a Genoese navigator (and possible Sephardic Jew) who, by sailing across the Atlantic in the late summer and early fall of the Year of Grace 1492, proved what had long been believed and generally accepted in European thought: the sphericity of the earth. Italy and Spain both named warships for the Admiral of the Ocean Sea, and there have been a raft of ocean liners named for him as well.

Commemoratively named warships and ocean liners notwithstanding, the view of many Americans of this day is colored, so to speak, by an ironic New Yorker Columbus Day cartoon of some notoriety depicting two American Indians standing in the underbrush by the shore of a Caribbean island.  From three high-castled ships anchored offshore, boats are rowing toward the beach.  In the lead boat, an explorer (presumably Columbus) stands, holding a flag.  The caption of the cartoon has one Indian saying to the other something like "now might be a good time to review our immigration policies."

Yet, after 500 years, it is too late for the native people in the underbrush to review immigration policies. Now in the last generation, there is been a great deal of white liberal guilt, pearl clutching, handwringing, and revisionist history that has arisen around October 12, the Day of the Race, Columbus Day, or, as politically correct legislative bodies around the country now wish to call it, Indigenous People’s day.

Permit me to suggest that if we must rename the commemoration of the arrival of Columbus’ Flota (or maybe with just three ships, it merits being described as a flotilla) at San Salvador in the Bahamas, we should perhaps try to commemorate the encounter itself, and refer to October 12 not by some Eurocentric, triumphalist description as Columbus Day, or by some politically correct moniker such as Indigenous Peoples’ Day, but by the more neutral and more historically just appellation of “Encounter Day,” even as we remember the New Yorker cartoon with its Indians along the shoreline discussing the importance of reviewing their immigration policies.

The cartoon in question strikes us as funny because we know the history of the 500-plus years since Columbus' arrival in/encounter with the New World triggered the greatest völkerwanderung -a vast migration of peoples- in the recorded history of the world.  Since then, millions of immigrants from all over the world have made their way to the Americas, and the history of their interaction with those who came before has been checkered at best.  Yet, despite all the finger-wagging going on in some quarters, völkerwanderungen themselves are morally neutral phenomena.

For, in the last analysis, we Americans are all descendants of immigrants from elsewhere, even the ethnic group Columbus first identified as “Indians.” If my white ancestors came here as part of the Atlantic migrations, my Indian ancestors arrived here tens, perhaps scores, of thousands of years ago, presumably across the Bering land bridge from Asia, and are still ultimately immigrants.  The term "Native American" is thus something of a misnomer, a fact Canada recognizes by designating her Indians and Inuit as "First Peoples."

Still, by the time the first Europeans reached America -whenever that may have been, but certainly well before Columbus- the Indians of the Americas had established a lengthy tenure of occupation.  Of course, we should remember that the tenure of European occupation in the Western Hemisphere did not begin with the Colombian Encounter on October 12, 1492. In fact, we cannot know when the Europeans first encountered the Western Hemisphere. Some suggest that there may have been Egyptian, Carthaginian, or Roman expeditions to what is now the New World. Irish tradition has it that St. Brendan sailed to the New World with 15 monastic companions in an Irish curragh sometime in the early part of the sixth century.

More reliable, archaeologically-backed research indicates that the first European encounter with the Americas which we have a strong empirical basis to believe actually happened was that of Bjarni Herjólfsson in the year 986. Originally chronicled in the Norse Groenlandinga Saga, Herjólfsson’s voyage has been lent credence by the archaeological evidence of a Norse settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows on the island of Newfoundland. Established around the year 1000, L’Anse aus Meadows, together with the Norse settlements in Greenland, establishes a European tenure of occupation in the Americas stretching back more than a thousand years.

No matter whose tradition one accepts, the history of the European-American encounter is more complex and more nuanced than our politically correct historical revisionists might like to believe.  The Americas were not -as generations of American schoolchildren were once taught- an empty wilderness, but a landmass populated by a mass of humanity more diverse by far than Europe itself.  By 1492, the social development of the Americas ranged from primitive hunter-gathering groups through complex state societies ranging from the mound-builder descendants of North America and the Méxica peoples, to the South American empire whose Inca inhabitants knew it as Tahuantinsuyu, the Four Quarters of the World.

Within two centuries of the Colombian Encounter, all of this had gone. 
The westward migration, the völkerwanderung triggered by Columbus' voyages had grown from trickle to flood.  Wave after wave of migration, particularly to the settlement colonies of British North America, coupled with superior weapons technology (coupled with a disturbing European willingness to use it: Norwegian scholar Helge Ingstad once declared that Columbus had succeeded largely because he and his fellows had firearms.), Superior agricultural and industrial technology, and the spread of European diseases -trivial childhood ailments to whites, fatal to unexposed Indians- together with firearms and edged weapons of Toledo steel, tipped the balance decisively in favor of the pale invaders from across the water.

Thus the history, and thus the deeply conflicted emotions that swirl around any October 12 observance.  Is it Columbus Day?  Is it Dia de La Raza/Day of the Race?  Is it Indigenous Peoples Day?  Whatever one calls it, October 12, or Encounter Day, as I prefer to call it, can be relied upon to pit the Sons of Italy celebrating one of their own against Native American groups calling attention to what has been called "half-a-millennium of resistance."   

Despite the facile characterization of the pale people from Europe as eager perpetrators of “genocide,” we should be chary of attaching such a label to what transpired in the Western Hemisphere. Though the statistics of morbidity among indigenous peoples are certainly the statistics of apparent genocide, we need to be aware that genocide, in international law as defined by Raphael Lemkin, the originator of the concept of genocide, is itself a specific intent crime, i.e., the deliberate, non-negligent, non-accidental, extermination of a particular people, in whole or in part.  Though we may be appalled at the morbidity statistics, the evidence suggests that the butcher’s bill was inflicted as the result of negligence, inattention, and a lack of knowledge rather than as the result of deliberate policy, and thus does not rise to the level of Genocide as that term is understood in international law.

Thus, as always, the truth lies somewhere in the middle, in that no-man's-land to which moderates and truth-seekers -and indeed, most of us- are exiled.  Do we celebrate the human achievement of the explorers and the immigrants, or do we weep for our Indian ancestors?  Do we call attention to the evils the explorers so often brought in their wake, or do we celebrate the achievements of our First Forebears?

The answer is: all of the above.  We cannot reverse the pragmatic sanction of history; the völkerwanderung that brought my European forebears to the Americans is as irreversible as that which brought my Indian ancestors to this place.  The peoples have mixed too much to separate them; the rate of intermarriage among the Cherokee, for example, is close to 100 percent.  Now is no longer an opportune time for the Indians in the underbrush of the New Yorker cartoon to discuss immigration policy.  The invaders cannot be marched back onto their Nãos, caravels and Mayflowers, their Susan Constants, their Godspeeds, and their Discoverys, or even aboard the White Star liner Oceanic, which brought my Limerick-born Irish grandmother across the Atlantic in 1913, and packed back whence they came; their bones and the bones of their children have, as much as the bones of the First Nations, also become part of this land.

Nor can we forget the other ramifications which have preceded from a biological phenomenon which has become known as the Columbian Exchange.
Without the Columbian Exchange, the cuisines of Europe would be innocent of such now-integral foods and stimulants as the potato, the tomato, corn (a word which the British, who cannot seem to handle their own language, use to describe the grain properly known as “wheat.”) chocolate, vanilla, and tobacco. Similarly, without the Columbian Exchange, the tables of the New World would entirely lack such staples as citrus fruits, apples, bananas, mangoes, onions, wheat, rice, and that staple of insomniacs everywhere, coffee. Indeed, until the arrival of Hernán Cortés, the horse, which had originated in what is now North America but had become extinct there, had been unknown to the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere.

Moreover, while the pale invaders from across the water must take responsibility for such diseases as the measles, the emergence of syphilis, which for almost four centuries cut a horrifying swath across Europe, can be laid at the door of the indigenous peoples of the Western Hemisphere. In short, the Columbian Exchange, like so many other phenomena throughout history, in the end must be accounted morally neutral. We should be foolish indeed to judge either Christopher Columbus or the Columbian Exchange by the purportedly modern standards of the 21st century. As Winston Churchill observed in 1938, in our own time, “we have seen archbishops pistolled in the nape of the neck in the warm, brilliantly lighted corridors of modern prison.” We have seen women and children machine gunned and hacked to death in their scores, hundreds, and thousands. We possess the capacity to extinguish all life on this planet. We thus have little claim to vaunt some kind of superior civilization to that in which Christopher Columbus, or his contemporaries the Méxica tlatoani Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin, or the Sapa Inca Huayna Capac, lived.

The invasion of the pale people from across the water has been a success.  Generations of interpenetration have produced a people that like mythic Coyote -the culture hero of many tribes- is one of shape-shifters.  Millions of Americans carry the blood of both sides in their veins; millions of us are at once both the invading European and the resistant Indian.  In a time of shape-shifting and mixing, Columbus Day, or Encounter Day, like Coyote, must be a shape-shifter.  It must be an occasion for celebrating the nobility of the exploring spirit, but also for reflection on the duties we all owe to one another as common human inhabitants of the place we all call home.

As Burkean conservatives and Gladstonian liberals, and as Democrats, we must particularly be attuned on Columbus/Encounter Day and every day to what our communities are telling us.  We are a coalition -a movement- composed of communities and tribes and lineages of every sort and condition.  We march with labor, but also support the right of Indians to be accounted as first class citizens of the commonwealth.  We confess many faiths, and none at all.  We acknowledge the right of many Americans of faith to oppose marriage equality within the context of their own churches, but we also insist that America's queerfolk be treated as first class citizens, too.  We embrace inclusiveness, knowing that ours is the harder choice and the nobler path, one from which the fearful of change turn away.

Columbus/Encounter Day has become a paradox, laden with so many layers to deconstruct the debate will continue long after those currently engaged in it have passed out of this world.  It is part of our larger American paradox, in which, as Babylon 5 writer J. Michael Straczynski once observed, "The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us. . And our lives slip away, moment by moment, lost in that vast terrible in-between....."  Whose day is Columbus Day?  Whose day is Indigenous Peoples' Day? Whose day is Encounter Day? It belongs to all of us, a day on which, perhaps more than on any other holiday or commemoration, we need to reflect on who we are, where we've been, and where we're going.

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PAUL S. MARCHAND is a pale, European-looking, attorney.  He lives in Cathedral City, where he served two terms on the City Council, And practices law in the adjacent Republican retirement redoubt of Rancho Mirage.  Thanks to an Act of Congress only a lawyer could love, and the fact that he lives on Indian leased land, his government considers him an Indian living on a Res.  Go figure.  The views herein are his own, not those of any jurisdiction, agency, entity, club, or other organization, and are not intended as, and should not be construed as, legal advice.

This post is a revision of an earlier post published at this time in the year 2016 and modified and republished every October 12th since then.  Since knickers are still in knots, it remains timely.


 

Saturday, May 9, 2020

THE DIRTIEST OF DIRTY TRICKS: THE SANDERNISTA PLOT TO OUST JOE BIDEN

Summary: In an interview with Megyn Kelly, Joe Biden “rape” accuser Tara Reade let slip a fairly damning truth about her tall tale of having been “sexually assaulted” by Joe Biden. In her interview, she let slip that she wanted to see the former vice president withdraw from the race for the Democratic nomination for president, a race in which Joe is already the presumptive nominee.

The only hypothesis that can be squared with the data in this case, and one which I would go before a jury confident in that jury returning a verdict favorable to my client and his case, is that Ms. Reade, a supporter of Bernard Sanders and of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, with the help and active support of the Sanders campaign and the Russian State, is trying to foment what amounts to an internal coup within the Democratic Party, so that Bernard Sanders can be foisted upon the Party against the will of the majority of Democratic primary voters, as its nominee. This bullshit, this Sanders/Putin/Trump bullshit, must not be allowed to stand. There must be a thoroughgoing purge within the Democratic Party of the Sanders holdouts and of Bernard Sanders himself.

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Cathedral City, May 9, 2020 — in an interview with Megyn Kelly yesterday, Joe Biden “rape” accuser Tara Reade disclosed a fairly damning truth about what has come to appear to be her vendetta against the quondam Vice President. During the interview, Reade disclosed her desire that Joe Biden should “step down” from the race.
Reade has been cheered on in her insistence that the former vice president should step down from the race by various left-wing media outlets, including, among others, the Intercept, Jacobin Magazine, and the venerable Nation, which has degenerated from being a great public Tribune of the American left to nothing more than a petulant house organ for the Bernard Sanders campaigns in 2016 and again this year.

Indeed, the obvious prejudice of The Nation against Joe Biden has, metaphorically speaking, been shouted from the housetops of 33 Irving Place in Manhattan
. On November 7 of last year, The Nation published an article entitled “Joe Biden: an Anti-Endorsement.” In so doing, The Nation ran up its crypto-Bolshevik colors and nailed them to the mast. Having declared their absolute refusal even to contemplate the possibility that Joe Biden might possibly be the candidate millions of pragmatic Democrats would support against Donald Trump, The Nation went one large, borderline racist, step further.

On February 29, 2020, in the primary that has been characterized, not least of all, by this blog as Joe Biden’s Alamein, South Carolina Democrats gave the quondam VP a victory which revived his theretofore faltering campaign. The Nation, in a state of considerable haste and dudgeon, endorsed Bernard Sanders to be the Democratic nominee just three days later, on March 2. Since then, The Nation has been all-in in support of Bernard Sanders and unstinting in its attacks against Joe Biden, and by extension, the African-American voters who put him over the top, particularly in the South.

Indeed, since the Tara Reade imbroglio surfaced, The Nation has been beating the drums as loudly as it can, trying as hard as it can, to create some kind of “Joe is a rapist” narrative in the face of ever mounting inconsistencies and credibility-destroying revelations about Tara Reade that have revealed to most people following the story that Reade’s breathless “rape” narrative is, in the words of Shakespeare’s Scottish play in Act V, scene 5, that “[she] struts and frets [her] hour upon the stage. A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing,” or as Gertrude Stein once opined to her other half, Alice B. Toklas, about Oakland, “there’s no there there.”

But Tara Reade, who has made her support for Bernard Sanders and her Russophilia both vocal and controversial parts of her narrative, as she struts and frets her hour on the stage, rehashing her tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing, has nonetheless given a gift to that sour, superannuated, shtetl Stalinist Schnorrer, that mendacious misogynist, that loudmouth Leninist loser, that bloviating blowhard Burlington Bolshevik Bernard Sanders and his redeless cargo-shorts Communist, Japanese-holdout-on-Pacific-island, bitter-enders who cannot accept the idea that the Democratic primary electorate might have chosen the pragmatic option against Donald Trump rather than the humorless doctrinaire whose legislative record largely consists of renaming a couple of post offices in the State of Vermont. What a cross senior Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy has to bear being yoked to Bernie Sanders!

The Sanders intransigents, no doubt bitterly disappointed when their Burlington Bolshevik bowed out and gave his endorsement to Uncle Joe, must have seen Reade’s over-the-top, fantastical, internally inconsistent, self-serving, inadmissible hearsay, narrative as a godsend. We know that both Sanders and his fanatics would like nothing better than to use Tara Reade’s tall tale as a vehicle for forcing Joe Biden out of the race.

Unfortunately for them, Joe Biden has been endorsed, as it were, by the votes of a thumping great majority of Democratic primary voters, many of them voters of color. By contrast, most of Bernard Sanders’s voters tended to be white, well-off, and fairly well connected. Unfortunately for Sanders, his primary voters were emphatically not in the majority of the Democratic primary electorate. Sanders expected that he would be swept to the nomination by a wave of “Komsomoltsy,” of 18-29-year-old voters bedazzled by his irascible “charm” and his “eat the rich” ideology. Unfortunately for them, and for Sanders himself, he is a political charlatan of the extremest order, whose charlatanries manifested themselves in sufficient time to militate against his hopes of riding the notional Komsomol wave. The 18-29 demographic, as is so often the case, stayed home in droves, preferring to play video games or wage keyboard combat rather rather than getting their butts to the polls or even filling out an absentee ballot.

So, we have a failed candidate looking for any possible vehicle to change the result of the primary elections. What we have, before us, therefore, is an old-fashioned Leninist-Stalinist effort to undo the will of the majority of Democratic voters, particularly voters of color, by setting aside the choice of that majority and foisting upon them Bernard Sanders as their nominee. This is the same sort of Russian-inspired trick that Vladimir Ilyich Lenin pulled on Julius Martov at the 1903 Congress of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party, over a dispute about who could be a member of the party. Though the evident sense of the membership was with Martov’s position, Lenin and his followers prevailed on a procedural vote, and ever thereafter referred to themselves as Bolsheviks, or Those in the Majority.

It’s certainly a touch ironic, therefore, that Sanders’s followers, who have railed at the Democratic National Committee and at Biden’s primary voters for allegedly being unfair and undemocratic to Bernie, the object of their cultic devotion, should now be interested in pulling one of the most undemocratic dirty tricks imaginable to foist their candidate — their losing, minority candidate — on the Party as its nominee in place of the overwhelming winner in delegates, the prohibitive favorite, and the presumptive nominee, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.

The Trump campaign must be either creaming its jeans, popping champagne corks, or both as the so-called Sanders wing of the Democratic Party runs against Biden a dirty trick right out of Roger Stone’s playbook. Indeed, the Trump campaign has always been aware that Sanders represents a far easier candidate to beat then Biden. Sanders, who could not even convince a majority of Democrats to support him in 2016, let alone this year, would be a sacrificial lamb against Donald Trump. After all, it was Trump’s fear of Joe Biden that precipitated his attempt to strong-arm the Ukrainian government into opening a phony investigation against the former vice president and his son, Hunter. 


It should not come as a surprise, therefore, that Ms. Reade has retained the services of Douglas Wigdor, described in news coverage as “a prominent sexual harassment and assault lawyer,” with a history of supporting Donald Trump. As Mark Felt, famous as the Watergate source known as “Deep Throat,” put it, “follow the money.” Another well-connected Trump supporter representing a perfervid Sanders follower raises certain inferences which the quondam vice president and the Democratic National Committee should investigate, as it should the New York Times and Washington Post. Has there been collusion between the Trump campaign and Ms. Reade and/or the ostensibly suspended Sanders campaign? Where will the money lead? Will it come directly from Donald Trump, or will he let his callow Hofjude son-in-law, Jared “smug mug” Kushner do the dirty work and take whatever fall may have to be taken? 

It was widely known in 2016 that the intransigence, narcissism, and egomania of Bernard Sanders, his unwillingness to drop out of the campaign until the convention in Philadelphia, and his tepid-at-best assistance to Hillary Clinton, inflicted Donald Trump on this country. It is not unreasonable to ask whether then, and now, the so-called Sanders wing of the party has acted as a knowing fifth column for Donald Trump. The eager and uncritical repetition by Sanders diehards of Trump talking points both in 2016 and now, along with the eager and uncritical repetition of Julian Assange’s WikiLeaks bullshit, again by Sanders diehards, gives a great many loyal Democrats probable cause to believe that there is some kind of nefarious connection between Bernard Sanders and Donald Trump. 

The Democratic Party, the oldest still-extant political party in the world, cannot allow itself to be corrupted and betrayed from within by what amounts to a communist Militant Tendency of Bernard Sanders personality cultists. The Party must instead insist upon discipline within its own ranks. We have a presumptive nominee in Joe Biden, and the Democratic National Committee and various state and county Democratic committees need to hold every Democrat’s feet to the fire, administering loyalty tests and loyalty oaths if required to accomplish a Gleichschaltung, as it were, to bring the party into line, and to build a Parteigemeinschaft, or a unified community among members of the Democratic Party. Those who are willing to toe the party line should have nothing to fear.

But those who will not stand loyally behind the presumptive nominee of the Party, those who insist upon buying into Tara Reade’s version of events, those who seek to ram Bernard Sanders down our throats — or, perhaps worse still, to ram Bernard Sanders up the party’s collective ass — over our expressed preference for Joe Biden and over our expressed objection to the Burlington Bolshevik and his thin legislative record of renaming a couple of post offices in Vermont, those disloyal “Democrats” should be read out of the Party and into the political wilderness with bell, book, and candle. The time may be at hand for a purge of the Democratic Party under what we hope will be a Biden administration. Such a purge of the Party should be metaphorically bloody.

Democrats who will not stand with the nominee of the Party should be purged and disqualified from ever holding any position within the Party for the remainder of their natural lives. We must purge the Sanders cancer within this Party, starting with Tara Reade, and including the Sanders intransigents, and Bernard Sanders himself, the angry doctrinaire gatecrasher who can’t even be bothered to register in the party against which he so obviously desires to mount a hostile takeover.

#NeverBernie
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Paul S. Marchand, Esq., is an attorney who lives in Cathedral City and looks forward to being able to resume his practice of law in the adjacent Republican retirement redoubt of Rancho Mirage, once the COVID-19 pandemic unleashed upon this country by Donald Trump’s treasonable incompetence has begun to abate and businesses like his, considered nonessential, can open for business again. In the meantime, while he is quarantined, his vials of wrath are overflowing. His disdain for Bernard Sanders and Bernard Sanders’s redeless, cargo-shorts communist Militant Tendentists is whole; it is complete; it is total, and it knows absolutely no bounds.